We have hesitated for a long time whether to let this page join our website. It is certainly a step or two over the line because we quote some of the jokes or self-irony of the Bulgarian legal profession that are usually exchanged at an after-hours drink. They may be a bit bold for the belle tone but they do give the real taste of a spontaneous local smile- not an acted one from a luxury legal directory. And this page is open-ended.

The greatest pillar of the Bulgarian marriage is the laziness of the man to resort to divorce.

From some judicial acts one can hear a servile whining - like ecstasy sounds from the intercourse with those in power.

Why is the BMW car so popular in Bulgaria?

Because the country is ruled by Brussels
  Moscow
  Washington

A SICK STATE CREATES SICK LAWS. SICK LAWS DO NOT CREATE JUSTICE.

The Old Cock and the Young Cock /a Bulgarian peasant story/

An old cock was living in a country yard in the company of 20 nice hens. The farmer noticed the number of eggs was falling down due to the growing indifference of the cock to most of the hens. So the farmer started looking for a deputy cock but all applicants who dared to try were shot by the farmer in the first day of their efforts to contribute.
A young, brave and ambitious cock stood up to the old cock and said: “I can do the job, let me try”. “Very well my son, welcome, here you are- all the 19 hens are at your disposal, only that young white beauty will remain for me”- the old said. “Not at all- the young said- it’s just for the white beauty I have come for”. Then the old one suggested: ”There is a way to solve our dispute. Let us make a race and run from the house to the fence of the yard. The winner will have the white beauty. But since I am too old you give me 3 meters advance, OK ?”. ”I give you 5 meters advance”, the young one said.
So the two cocks lined up, start was given and the race began. Very soon the young cock reached the old one and was just about to overtake him. But exactly at that moment a gunshot was heard and the young cock fell dead on the ground bleeding blood. The farmer with a hot gun from a house window was cursing : ”Damn, this youngster also turned out to be a homosexual !”

Every magistrate carries in his bag a lawyer's baton.

The opposition against a government is the envy of watching madness against the acting madness.

It is better to be privately listed than publicly listed

Due diligence may turn due negligence and limited liability - limited credibility

The client is not a real estate to be yours forever.

Great lawyers and great lovers are not advertised - they are only whispered about.

By small sins we defend big virtues.

There are two systems of legal charges – taxi and cinema. Taxi is paid at exit, cinema – at entry (you pay the ticket you see the film). Many lawyers favor the cinema.

Unlike human legislation laws of nature are widely observed for they act without a justice system.

The symbol of the legal profession is the condom – it carries the message that a lawyer should be used before rather than after the action.

What is similar and different between a court case and a love affair? The verbal pleadings, but while a court case ends with verbal pleadings, a love affair starts with such.

Bad justice is like a mental illness- pain and suffering are not for the ill patient but for those around him and patient is convinced he is healthy but victim to a conspiracy.

The difference between the written law and the court practice is the same as between a romantic poem and real love.